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No. 4 No. 4 Mrs. Claus Off Duty, car selfie.
Exhibit D, No. 4.

Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt, 8 Printed Torsos

Mrs. Claus Off Duty

Santa suit, shift over. A printed crop top and belt.

$44.99Made to order

4 of 5. Loud. Own it.

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$5 flat shipping to 28 countries. About 10 business days.

Put your face on the sweatshirt. Your photo stays on your phone.

Charge
Booked for going off duty in a printed crop top, a belt and a lot of white fur.
Grandma says
Who is the lady on your sweatshirt?
Boss says
Off duty.
HR says
Please put it in writing before the party.
Santa says
Off duty means off the list, though the white fur has been logged as a mitigating factor.

Duties and taxes aren't included in the price.

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About this sweatshirt

Pecs the halls. This is a printed crewneck Christmas sweatshirt for men and women, with the torso already on it. Pick one of eight prints, from a six-pack and a candy-cane tie to a stag, a gold chain and a lot of chest hair, and walk into the party fully dressed and somehow not.

It's a sweatshirt, 90% polyester and 10% spandex, lightweight with some stretch and a soft, wool-like feel. It suits a warm living room and an office party, and it photographs well in a group.

The print is a high-definition heat transfer across the front and sleeves. Some shoppers search for this as a 3D ugly Christmas sweater. The 3D effect is printed on flat.

Eight prints, numbered quietest to loudest:

  1. The Promotion: a tie, a belt and a printed six-pack under Santa fur.
  2. Reindeer Games: a stag, red straps, a pompom and two googly eyes.
  3. A Very Hairy Christmas: chest hair, a gold chain, a cat in a Santa hat, hohoho.
  4. Mrs. Claus Off Duty: Santa suit, shift over. A printed crop top and belt.
  5. Green With Envy: a pine tree in a printed top and belt.
  6. Elf Esteem: elf costume, printed red bodice, big gold buckle.
  7. Aunt Carol: fair-isle, lace collar, bow, and a neckline nobody knitted.
  8. Helping Hands: Santa suit, string lights, and two printed hands.

Made to order: printed after you order, typically about 10 business days, then shipped to 28 countries for a flat $5. Import duties and taxes are not included in the price.

Sizes S to XXXL. XXXL is the biggest. Check the size guide before you add to cart.

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What size should I order?

Use the size guide: flat garment measurements in cm and inches, S to XXXL, with a 1 to 2 cm tolerance. Lay a sweatshirt you already own flat, measure across the chest and compare. Between sizes, go by the chest number and how loose you like it.

Will the print crack, peel or fade? How do I wash it?

It's a high-definition heat-transfer print. Care: wash inside out, cold. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Wash-durability results from the maker: pending.

Will the printed skin tone match mine?

Each design has one printed skin tone, the one in the photos. Tone matching and custom prints aren't available. Screens shift colours a little, so expect small differences in hand.

Will it look like the photos?

Very close. The print is the one you see. Fine details like stitching lines and exact colour can differ a little, because each sweatshirt is printed to order and screens vary.

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